Overheard everywhere. The joke of the week.

But No One Who Speaks German Could Be a Mean Guy!

American guy: Could you stamp my passport, please? It’s a hobby of mine.
Passport checker to coworker, in German: These damn Americans always want something. Look, they’ve all got booze and bags and t-shirts. Now they want stamps.
American girl: Sir, I’d like mine stamped, too.
Passport checker, in German: I bet that girl was here to fuck guys. American girls become sluts in Europe.
American girl: Sir, that’s not very nice!
Passport checker, still in German: I hate it when they know German. Then we can’t talk about them!

Airport
Cologne
Germany
I just loved this joke!  I’ll try to pay attention if ever flying to Frankfurt this year! hehehe!