Overheard in New York

 

Here’s some Overheard stuff from the street of New York. Don’t you miss the Big Apple? Gosh, I wish I could go back there soon!!!

Hope you like it!

 

Once the Jungle Gets a Toehold in the City, It’s Curtains for All of Us
Thug, screaming: Get that shit off me, yo! Get that shit off me!
Queer holding potted plant: Relax, it can’t hurt you.
Thug: Get that Jurassic Park shit away from me! That shit suck yo’ finger off — I seen it!
Queer, offended: It’s not a Venus fly trap, it’s celery.
Thug: Suck yo’ finger right off…!

–L train

Overheard by: LJ

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